She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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