She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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