i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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