whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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