But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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