JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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