I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize