as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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