do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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