why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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