i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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