All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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