Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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