A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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