I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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