He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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