It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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