Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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