wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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