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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Blood and glitter go together right?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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