dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
How does one acquire holy water?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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