Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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