are you still at the devil's house?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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