i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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