Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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