Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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