is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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