just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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