You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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