OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
