Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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