i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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