butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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