grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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