peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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