instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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