i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Bang-toberfest begins!!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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