hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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