windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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