They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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