Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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