Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
