Non-Jews are for practice
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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