whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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