Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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