I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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