Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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