a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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