I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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