This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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