I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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