butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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