He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
