So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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