i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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