After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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