It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Enjoy the penises
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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