Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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