And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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