so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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