I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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