At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I had to cum in my sink.
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